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Shezamumof3 
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 Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:10pm |
 Oh god, i have A LOT to look forward to dont I lol!!!
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mummyofprinces
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:18pm |
Pearls, that poo story is hilarious.
I have not laughed so hard in a long time. 
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BuzzyBee
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:27pm |
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HAHAHA talking about laughing ....not sure where I read it but someone was saying how she was preggy and went shopping late at night on her own. Bundled the grocery bags into the back of her car and then jumped in the back of hte car herself and wondered why the car wasn't moving ...2 mins later she realises she drove herself there?
Now THAT had me in fits of laughter ....I can just imagine the expressions on ones face haha
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mummyofprinces
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:29pm |
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another good one, DH thinks Im mad cracking up all by myself.
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BuzzyBee
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:30pm |
Lol my mum often gives me strange looks too 
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caraMel
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:53pm |
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When Ella was tiny, DH was changing her nappy and he went to put some cream on her butt. At that very moment she decided to let go of the poo she'd been cooking for 3 days. I swear to god I've never seen DH move so fast! He was a bit like a cat when you creep up on them, just kind of leapt straight up and backwards with a look of pure horror on his face.
He said "I had my finger in the way and it came out so fast, it was like when you put your thumb over a hose and it sprays everywhere!" Poor guy!
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caraMel
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:55pm |
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Redbedrock
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 10:45pm |
I have just worked out that raisins and sweetcorn taste much better second time round apparently (and i wonder why we have rotavirus in the house at the moment)
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 11:34am |
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SMoody
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 12:20pm |
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I only have one and thank goodness for that. Grant was suppose to watch McKayla in the lounge while I was having a bath. Got out and came in the lounge and immediatly smelled somethign bad. There Grant is watching tv with McKayla on the carpet right in front of him with her nappy off playing with her freaking Poo. All I can say is I was seriously not happy with Grant. Fine you cant see it perhaps but smell? He did clean the carpet all by himself while I bathed her. But mmmmm I am so happy I dont have any other such stories.
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LeahandJoel
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 1:13pm |
Only had a poo shooter experience here, and that went off the change table down DP across the carpet and the bed!!
Must say though, girl bits get played with a lot in the bath in our house, all the while with a big grin on her face!!
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james
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 1:43pm |
i only have one poo storey too lol wen james was around 3 weeks old i was changivg his bum just after a feed when i lifted his legs the poo went all over the clean nappy all over the chouch and all over my sisters arm lol 
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 2:17pm |
I haven't had anything too gross happen in my bum changing days. Just the usual, hands on willy, then in the mouth & nappy free time accidents.
And when Brae was TT & learning to wipe he smeared the poo on his fingers all over the wall
I do remember Mum telling me about when i was little my cousin & i were playing outside & he'd gone poo in his pants, i was teasing him & he got all mad with me & grabbed out a handful & wiped it all over my face & hair Mum wasn't impressed having to clean up someone elses kids poo.
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blondie
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 3:07pm |
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Yip our DS was a poo smearer all over the wallpaper in his room but the wallpapaer is textered it was always fun getting it of the walls while he was asleep he would also have it under finger nails and yeah sometime around his mouth YUK poos...
Yay he doesn't do it anymore
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