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caraMel 
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Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:29pm |
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
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busymum
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Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:34pm |
HAHAHAHA I love the top part, can't read it often enough 
But the 'finale' really made me laugh   Good one!
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Kels
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Posted: 06 February 2007 at 10:49pm |
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Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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kezplanet
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Posted: 07 February 2007 at 1:39am |
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Thank you sooo much for the laugh, have to do it quietly as everyone asleep but great!!
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Ashlyn(29/3/04), Anastasia(1/11/05) & Abigail (24/02/09)
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Gracielou
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Posted: 07 February 2007 at 7:28am |
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That is soooooooooo funny!
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nuttymama
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Posted: 07 February 2007 at 11:06am |
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I love it. Have already sent it to several like minded people.
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ellabellame
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Posted: 07 February 2007 at 11:10am |
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hahaha, wow that actually made me laugh out loud, i got a funny look from DP. soooo funny!
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james
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Posted: 07 February 2007 at 4:33pm |
lol i love that one
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Andie
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Posted: 07 February 2007 at 5:59pm |
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Ahhh that's excellent. thanks for sharing the laugh!
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Bit of a laugh
