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pepsi 
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 9:42am |
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Three women: one engaged, one a mistress and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at my place and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Lisha
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 9:51am |
Haaaahaaa.. that is soo funny! Have emailed it to my mum, she will love it 
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Daizy
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 9:53am |
Bahaha lol! 
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aussiegirl
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 10:16am |
Love it... thats cool! 
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 10:22am |
Hahaha so funny and true.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Roksana
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 11:39am |
LMAO......
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 11:52am |
LOL, brought a smile to my face 
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My3Sons
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 12:23pm |
lol love it
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 1:47pm |
So you've met my husband then!!!!
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 3:00pm |
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Hahahahahahaha!!!! Thats so good!
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Kels
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 3:37pm |
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Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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caliandjack
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 6:20pm |
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hahaha! that's good!
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 7:53pm |
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PMSL!!!!
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Bobbie
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Posted: 01 September 2008 at 8:02pm |
haha that's great. I cracked up laughing and then my DH asked what was so funny so I had to tell him.
Now he's chuckling to himself in the kitchen.
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Posted: 02 September 2008 at 5:34am |
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*snigger* So true!!!!
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Posted: 02 September 2008 at 7:56pm |
That's funny - but I think with 5 1/2 years of marriage under our belts, my DH would come up as a "fiance" under that test!!!
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