Mid-Week Giggle

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   You may have seen it before 

I was buying a large bag of Tux (Dog food) at Pack 'N Save and standing in  line at the check out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.            

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Tux Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.  

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally  complete so I was going to try it again.                                  

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.          

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.  I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. 