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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:02am |
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What you always needed to know!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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mum2emj
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:04am |
lol, thats funny paws 
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:18am |
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lol nice!!
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 10:46am |
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LOL that is good. I can't show that to my SIL we are trying to convince her that she should have a baby.
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 11:45am |
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lol
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 12:34pm |
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lol, thats great!
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 12:51pm |
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LMAO - nearly wet myself (not that that requires much effort these days...)
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 1:55pm |
lol very funny
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Posted: 19 September 2006 at 5:16pm |
LMAO They are FANTASTIC!!! 
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caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 20 September 2006 at 12:43am |
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lol ive seen that before but there were 2 others u didnt have
Q:if my husband is bloodtype a positive and im a negative and our child is, say o positive..what does that mean?
A:-it means the game is up
Q: im 8months pregnant and recently ive noticed people smiling at me a lot,even complete strangers...why?
A:theyre smiling at you because your'e fatter than they are
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Posted: 20 September 2006 at 2:29pm |
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lol so funny
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The essential pregnancy Q & A!