i had to get a mole checked out today.

woohoo! what an adventure i had this morning. managed to get me and the kidlets all to the doctor by 9am, very unusual but we did it. waiting in the waiting room and then this HOT HOT man came out, called my name. i was jumping on the inside, cos he was seriously HOT. my doctor was away and did i mind him looking after me today. did i heck!!!!!! we sat down and i got him to check my blood pressure, which was fine. then i said i had a mole on my face that had changed colour/texture and i wanted it checked out. and he said "well when i check out one mole i may as well check out them all, so please get undressed down to your underwear" OMG what knickers am i wearing? quick check, ok, could be better but could be much, much worse so thats ok. sports bra is white (not grey or yucky cream coloured, so phew) and knickers are granny knickers, but black, and boyleg so not as unattractive as it could be. so i am standing there in my granny pants sucking in as much as i can, and trying not to suck in so much i get yucky backfat from my bra, very difficult. then jordis falls over, and i stop and think - i cant bend down and pick her up, that would look awful! there are more rolls then a bakery when i do that he turns his back and i quickly sit jordis up again. phew!

then he starts checking me out nudge nudge..... ok, no nudging, it was very clinical. looks at all my moles (thank god for many many moles ) and pronounces them all fine. i did want to tell him i have one under my right boob but chicken out. lord knows i dont need to get those puppies out, at least the bra gives them a semblance of perky. he then looks at the mole on my face, but seeing as jordis scratched it on tuesday it has a scab on it, so he cant see anything. which means i will have to go back when it is clear

so dh came home for lunch after it, and in between fits of laughter wants to know how i managed to get stripped off to my underwear in order to get a mole on my face checked out!!! to be honest i am not sure how it worked either, he had me at hello.....

and *GLEE* i get to go back in a week and see him again! oh i love doctor crushes

hahahahahahahahaha thats priceless!!

ROFL!!!

Lyla, that is so classic!

That's priceless!!!

mummy_dee wrote: hee hee that's fantastic! So where does this doctor work??

Hehe, I was gonna ask that, I have some moles need a checking

LOL missed this before Lyla.

I had a Doctor crush - his name was Dr Arnold and he was my specialist. He was soooo cute. He was scotish as well. I think he transfered to either the hawkes bay or Gisbourne - can't remember now. It was a sad day when he told me

hey mel, how are you doing? hot doc is at waihopai health centre, but good luck getting in to see him - i tried to make an appt today for jordis, with any of the docs there, and they are too busy