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MrsMojo 
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:15am |
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Kmart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, 'Good morning and welcome to Kmart, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?'
The fat ugly obnoxious woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: 'Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you d*ckhead?'
'Absolutely not,' replies the greeter, 'I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!'
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Jay_R
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:17am |
ROFL 
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my4beauties
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:19am |
Haha!! Love it!!!
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My babies: R (9),G (7), J (5) 
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Jennz
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 11:34am |
Thats brilliant!
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jaymiegirl
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:00pm |
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lol! nice..
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caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:04pm |
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haha , ROTFLMAO !
...thats the type of thing I would say (and then run )
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NeoshasMummy
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:05pm |
LMAO
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DzinerGirl
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:08pm |
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:42pm |
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MUAHAHAHAHHA
Love it!
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 12:52pm |
LOL!!
Your jokes are always halarious!
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My3Sons
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:01pm |
lol thats a good one!!
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:08pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA!!!  Love it!
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:11pm |
Haha I have forward this one onto my mum! She will love it!
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Posted: 11 November 2008 at 1:57pm |
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I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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So un-pc (but funny)
