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  | kiwisj   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Topic: Why Parents Drink Posted: 20 November 2008 at 12:58pm
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   Why Parents Drink 
 
 The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day   but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
 
 'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
 
 ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
 May I talk with him?'
 
 The child whispered, ' No .'
 
 Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is you r Mummy there?' ' Yes '
 
 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '
 
 Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
 
 ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '
 
 Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
 
 ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.
 
 'Busy doing what?'
 
 ' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.
 
 Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
 
 ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
 
 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
 
 ' The search team just landed a helicopter '
 
 Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
 
 Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
 
 ' ME . '
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  | Neeks   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   LMFAO - I love it
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  | My3Sons   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   lol!! | 
 
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  | ohanlon82   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 20 November 2008 at 1:22pm | 
 
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   That is awesome LOL    | 
 
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     http://lb2f.lilypie.com/TikiPic.php/RPaODBg.jpg
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  | Daizy   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   Ha ha ha!
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  | Candkids   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 20 November 2008 at 6:16pm | 
 
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   ROFL !!!!    | 
 
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      DD 10.5yrs  DS 6yrs DS 11mths 5 little angles watching from above
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  | Paws   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   And why could I just see that happening!!!???     | 
 
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  | caitlynsmygirl   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   haha i've seen that one before , love it    | 
 
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  | pomikiwi   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   hehe
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        DD-Carys Amelia 17.03.06
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  | Nefertiti   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 20 November 2008 at 11:54pm | 
 
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   lol my uncle told that speech at my wedding 15 years ago lol
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