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  | MrsMojo   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 Location: Wellington
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Topic: Id love to be 8 again Posted: 29 October 2008 at 8:38am
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   A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.
 
 
 On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!
 
 
 He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
 
 * The Death Slide
 
 * The Wall of Fear
 
 * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
 
 
 Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
 
 
 Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they
 went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal
 with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake .
 
 
 Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic
 cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite
 lolly and M&Ms!
 
 
 What a fabulous adventure!
 
 
 Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
 exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
 lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'
 
 
 Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total
 realisation...'I meant my dress size, you f*** ** g idiot!!!'
 
 
 The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna
 get it wrong.....
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  | jaycee   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 8:50am | 
 
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   LOL - that is great    .
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  | BugTeeny   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   hahahah that's awesome    | 
 
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  | DzinerGirl   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 10:14am | 
 
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  | Neeks   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 10:19am | 
 
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   ROFL, that's classic! Typical male    | 
 
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  | james   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 2:04pm | 
 
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   hehehe i still like the idae of being eight years old   | 
 
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  | aussiegirl   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 7:27pm | 
 
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   cool - very funny!    | 
 
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  | caliandjack   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 7:43pm | 
 
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   LOL, I wouldn't mind going on a date fit for an 8 year old, McD's and roller coasters sounds like fun!
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  | RunningT   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 29 October 2008 at 9:10pm | 
 
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   Classic.. but the date sounded like a great day too
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  | pomikiwi   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   hehe too funny
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  | Kels   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 01 November 2008 at 12:03am | 
 
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   ROFLMAO!!! hahahahahahahahahaha | 
 
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       Busy mum to Miss 15yrs, Miss 10yrs and Master 4yrs
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