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BugTeeny 
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Posted: 27 October 2008 at 5:26pm |
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends after a hard day at work one day when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking the woman couldn't take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly towards her (as men do).
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20....on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked was the condition was. The man replied (smugly), "You have to tell me what you want me to do in 3 words - no more, no less."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 note from her purse, pressed it into the mans hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:
"Clean my house."
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Paws
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Posted: 27 October 2008 at 5:55pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!!! 
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monikah
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Posted: 27 October 2008 at 6:31pm |
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man, wish my cleaner only cost $20 a week. lol
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Daizy
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Posted: 27 October 2008 at 11:18pm |
Hahaha! 
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WestiesGirl
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Posted: 27 October 2008 at 11:41pm |
lol Brilliant 
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Our Angel July 08  Gone but not forgotten
And to complete our family, our princess has arrived
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MrsMojo
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Posted: 28 October 2008 at 8:46am |
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PMSL. Love it!
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My3Sons
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Posted: 28 October 2008 at 11:43am |
lol classic!
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mummyofprinces
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Posted: 28 October 2008 at 12:00pm |
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hehehe!
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caitlynsmygirl
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Posted: 28 October 2008 at 3:42pm |
LMAO !
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Huggles
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Posted: 28 October 2008 at 6:16pm |
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Love it!!!
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RunningT
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Posted: 29 October 2008 at 9:27pm |
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he he he
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pomikiwi
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Posted: 30 October 2008 at 9:16am |
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hehe classic
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DD-Carys Amelia 17.03.06
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Money well spent!
