My DH is a dumba*ss

I love my DH, but he really is a dumb*ass.

I went and bought a swiss ball today as our Antenatal class has been talking about optimal birth position blah blah blah. I thought I had better get onto it as bubs has a tendancy to hang out in breech position.

So, DH jumps on the ball, and rolls head first into the dogs water bowl.

I guess you had to be there but i'm still in hysterics over it. My back and belly are so sore from laughing. Especially when he got straight back on and pretended nothing had happened.

So, what stupid things do your DH's do ladies?

Haha!

my DF is stupid in that he cant predict what I want , he HAS to be told what it is I want .
He should know .
He should just ,KNOW.

LMAO my DF has done that expect he was lying with his back on the swiss ball and like rolled backwards into the coffee table!!

Oh Yah...my DH has his stupid moments all the time....I just cant think of an example at the mo...

The thought of your DH doing that is quite funny tho!! LOL

I nearly with laughter EMZ:)

Bahahahahaha Kate!!
That's fantastic!       I can just picture cookie mixture just waiting for you to leave the room before it springs into action

These are pretty funny.

DH's latest pearls of wisdom: (I'd just shut the bedroom door rather loudly, to prove a point)
DH: Good one, you just woke Hannah up!
Me: She was already awake!
DH: Well, you just woke her up MORE!!

*edited for spelling

Edited by MamaPickle

Hahahaha Men aye.

My DH concussed himself by smacking his own rifle into his head on two different occasions (I'm talking full vomitting concussions)

1. On deployment, DH drops his MP3 player while on patrol so, while holding his rifle barrel down, leans down to pick it up and goes straight into his gun I mean seriously, he put it there himself. He still has the scar.

2. While crawling through a cargo net with his rifle at speed, he hooks the rifle accidentally in the net and continues crawling. Rifle doesn't move. DH does. BANG. Scar in the middle of his forehead still and was on light duties at work for a week cos he couldn't stand straight

Like I said. Didn't marry him for his brains

Ooo Ooo Ooo, then there's my dad....

He was connecting his sway bars in his 4WD while under it, which lowered the car down and he couldn't get out We all heard this yelling and yep he'd jammed his head under the car cos he couldn't get under the body kit He's a special, special man!

caitlynsmygirl wrote: Haha! my DF is stupid in that he cant predict what I want , he HAS to be told what it is I want . He should know . He should just ,KNOW.

Hehe, I have these huge emotional outburst with DH on this one, "You should just know! How can we have been together for 10 years and you NOT know! You don't know anything about me, do you? You don't care? You never pay attention to me! How on earth can I be with someone who doesn't just KNOW when to get me chocolate! Why do you always have to be told!" he simply replies with something like "my telepathy is still broken"

men!

Ummm ... pretty close to the same thing, except he landed on his ass after he was lying on mine flat out and the dog licked his feet and tickled him so he over-balanced off.

Still, I shouldn't point the finger - I face planted into the couch when I first tried it out