DH and Josiah are reading a book about animals... one of those ones where there are lots of pictures all over each page. Josiah was naming the different animals he could see: 
"Look, Daddy, cat!" (pointing to a wolf - he mixes up cats and dogs) 
"Look, Daddy, cat! Lion! 'nodder cat!" 
"Yes Josiah, they are all cats." 
"How 'bout... Look, Daddy, Mummy!" and he points to a chimpanzee! 

 I can't even blame his glasses, we picked them up today and I know the script is strong enough! 
 
  
Of course, my cheeky husband turned straight to me and said "Put it online!"