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DW and me on our wedding day at the end of a long day, me lying on her chest (sorry if TMI):

Me: I can hear your heartbeat...
Her: Wake me if it stops.

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Originally posted by nuttymama nuttymama wrote:

This happened a while ago at some ungodly hour DH woke me up and now it's a standard joke between us:

DH: Love you
Me: Love you too
DH: Love you more
Me: Probably do

I couldn't help it I was tired!


Hehe I did that one once, it was hilarious to see his expression!
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lol.. we do that too... usually till one of us says "love you times infinity".. to have the other say "and beyond" like buzz lightyear.
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Me (walking into lounge after making the bed to find two boys sitting playing nicely, watching a dvd): Oh, you two are playing so nice-
Jake (looking annoyed) SSSSHHHHH mummy, nbo talking!!! movie!!!!
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To set the scene ...

It's 7am. DH is in bed this morning, snuggled in amongst the fluffy sheets and duvet, zzzzzing off. I've just been outside to put fresh water in the dogs' bowls, and my hands are like ice blocks. I've just walked into the bedroom to give DH a goodbye kiss before I leave for work, and stuck my freezing hands under the duvet and put them on his stomach to warm them up ...

DH "Get out of my house you horrible woman!!"

Me "You'd miss me if I wasn't here you know ..."

DH "Too right. But for now, bugger off."

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ooo Ginger, you horrible woman
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heheh ginger
sitting whacthing the news wth my dad
dad- bloody imagrents cant they stay in there own contries
me-but dad didnt your parent immagrate here lol
hehehe got him on that one
on a side note my dad is part scott -part ducth so he very firey hehehehe
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talking to my mum about her wedding day
me- hay mum werent you preggy they day you got married with me
mum- no you were prem
me- ummm i was prem
mum- yep
yep mum i was a 3 month prem 10 pound baby
mum-yep you sure were
me things she has a very foggy memoryhehehehehehe
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Originally posted by james james wrote:

talking to my mum about her wedding day
me- hay mum werent you preggy they day you got married with me
mum- no you were prem
me- ummm i was prem
mum- yep
yep mum i was a 3 month prem 10 pound baby
mum-yep you sure were
me things she has a very foggy memoryhehehehehehe

Ha this is my MIL with her first, she still says she wasn't pregnant when she got married.

I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Hahaha 10 lb baby 3 mos early? Yea right!
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Originally posted by mummy_becks mummy_becks wrote:

Originally posted by james james wrote:

talking to my mum about her wedding day
me- hay mum werent you preggy they day you got married with me
mum- no you were prem
me- ummm i was prem
mum- yep
yep mum i was a 3 month prem 10 pound baby
mum-yep you sure were
me things she has a very foggy memoryhehehehehehe


Ha this is my MIL with her first, she still says she wasn't pregnant when she got married.



hehe i think my mum is in denile its quite funny relly and what gets me is dad will back her up
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Hahahaha Lu! Might have to try that one with Ella when she asks
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LOL... very funny Lu!

Won't work here... Kiya was 6 months old when Nat and I met, and nearly 3 when we got married... though I think she forgets that, because the other day she asked me why she was nearly 3 when we got married, and why we didn't get married before she was born!
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