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  | myfullhouse   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Topic: Sign your other half up now!! Posted: 05 August 2008 at 7:56pm
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   THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES 
 Six men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
 
 Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
 
 There is no fast food.
 
 Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
 
 In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
 
 Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
 
 Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
 
 He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the A & E.
 
 He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function.
 
 Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
 
 The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
 
 The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
 
 During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
 
 They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
 
 They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00 am.
 
 A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name, favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
 
 The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
 
 If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mum!
 
 
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  | Two Blondinis   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:08pm | 
 
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   ROFLMAO!!!!!!      | 
 
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  | jack_&_charli   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:15pm | 
 
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   read that one before but it still makes me    | 
 
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  | blondie   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:30pm | 
 
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   Ha Ha where do I sign him up...lol   | 
 
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  | busymum   Senior Member
 
   
 
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 05 August 2008 at 8:50pm | 
 
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   Hahaha that is such a laugh! A bit over the top but still funny    | 
 
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  | CuriousG   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 06 August 2008 at 8:11am | 
 
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   DH would seriously leave me if I signed him up for that!  He is having enough problems in the mornings with a terrible two year old as it is!  We had tears last night, and they were not mine or hers!
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  | nuttymama   Senior Member
 
   
   
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   LMAO      That is hysterical.
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  | My3Sons   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 06 August 2008 at 11:44am | 
 
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   lol love it!! Will have to print that one out for DH!!  | 
 
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  | kriss   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 06 August 2008 at 11:51am | 
 
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   omigosh.. it took me ages to figure that one out! haha
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  | Shorty   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 06 August 2008 at 12:01pm | 
 
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   Aw Curious G, hope all is ok now.
 I do like that, my DH would divorse me!
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  | Daizy   Senior Member
 
   
   
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  | flakesitchyfeet   Senior Member
 
   
   
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 |  Post Options  Thanks(0)  Quote  Reply  Posted: 06 August 2008 at 2:55pm | 
 
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   Lol he works at a kindy.....he'd cope better then I would | 
 
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