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   .Mel  
   
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     Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:02pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   I know that spiders can get into your knicker drawer!    
One day I went to get my fave nana knickers out (af was here) and I went to put them on and noticed something white in the crutch, when I looked closer it was a spider, who'd made a webby thingymejiggy!  I was so damn lucky I noticed before I pulled them all the way up!!
   
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     Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:11pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   ewwwwww.
 
Mine have cobwebs from not putting out, lol!!!   
    
   
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     Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:14pm | 
 
 
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   OMG, you girls are so funny late at night.
 
 Eek at birthing spider babies!! I'm never sleeping naked again just in case!
 
 GRAVEL??? Surely that would be uncomfortable? Or is that why you had to look up there Kels?
 
    
   
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     Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:33pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   LOL Mel no I only look up there for smears and STI check I leave any other prob to the GP lol 
  
    
   
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     Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:45pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   The things we talk about on a Saturday night. 
I have an idea in my head of some questions to ask, but some might be a bit TMI so i'll see how I go over the week. 
    
   
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     Posted: 19 January 2008 at 11:47pm | 
 
 
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   lolol, ew, i mean surely you would notice if you had gravel up there!
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 8:40am | 
 
 
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   man i had never thought about there being 'foriegn objects' as such up there. how embarassing. i guess alot of people would get sand up there hehe.
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 11:24am | 
 
 
  
   
   
   ewwwww   kels....that's why you have a bit of a clean out before you go to a dr!   
ahem *gladwrap* ???  homemade condom perhaps   
janine..i'm one of these sunday morning readers...i really must join you guys on sat nights, mine are always boring   
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 12:08pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   From a practical side I wouldn't think so - it will be too moist, surely not enough oxygen and def nothing to eat ie flies in there. So no, don't think it will happen. Even if it did, they'd die pretty quick and you'll flush them out with other stuff. I def don't think you'll ever get a spider colony in there    
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 12:14pm | 
 
 
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   lol what, not even grannies? surely there must be some cobwebs around. PMSL!
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 12:20pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   PMSL yummymummy   I think your on to something! 
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 1:03pm | 
 
 
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   Also, the walls of the vagina are sort of together unless you stick somehting up - so it isn't like it is a tube lying there open - unless of course youa re in fact a blow up doll.  Then you are probably at risk.
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 1:33pm | 
 
 
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   LOL
 I was trying to give a practical answer to a very odd question. Must say it's not something that had ever occured to me
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 8:18pm | 
 
 
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   I warned you it was a pretty random question!
    
   
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     Posted: 20 January 2008 at 10:03pm | 
 
 
  
   
   
   But it was a funny topic so that was cool   
We found out the random things Kels has seen in a vagina   
    
   
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