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    Posted: 04 July 2007 at 4:48pm
Well after rubbing my two vehicles together for the second day in a row (there is good reason after all to not repaint bumpers after every little thing!).... I have been pondering some freaky women driver bumper stickers. (And by the way, the car has now been moved out of the driveway onto the road. Because even though it was broken into last week while parked on the road, it is still safer there than left to the mercy of my backing skills!) Add yours

I am the sum of all your woman driver fears and more!

I average a ding a month - back off!

Count my scrapes and think twice before following closely!
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I parallel park with the "nudge method"
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hehe Nikki "nudge method"... it sounds like a learned thing
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You try obeying road rules with screaming kids in the car....

Indicators??? I thought they were an optional extra (Do I have those...??)

I reserve the right to change my mind, oh lane, at anytime....

I thought my rearview mirror was to help me with my lipstick..oops!!!

Multi-task!!! Yes, thats me.... I talk on my phone, apply lippie, change the radiostation, drink my coffe (etc) all while driving my car!

I know I'm speeding, my kid needs to pee!!!!
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Oh so many things to say about women drivers soooooo little time!!!!

*Act your shoe size once in a while!!!*


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Come on Teresa you couldn't have handed me a bigger platter
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Bee!

BSDH - I know. I know I know I know. I knew before I even posted it. Hopefully it dies down before my DH gets back online
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My DP really does parallel park using the nudge method - in my car
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When's he back so I can tell him.

How about this..... I had my car for two hours it had 18kms on the clock and a woman driver rear ended me..... BS thought I was going to hit the lady she went very white when I told her it was brand new!!!!! No damage luckly

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Ooo she would have been so embarrassed!
He's back on Saturday night LOL
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yep brand new straight off lot car....poor girl!!! and just glad i wasnt driving at the time...

Your DH needs a laptop obviously with vodem for when he is away....LOL
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Oh That's no fun

Humph!!!!!There's no One on here to play with!!!!!
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and YOU miss him Scott!
Yes BS, he did take a laptop with him, I'm not sure if it has been left at the conference venue so he can't use it for personal? or if the modem can't plug in somewhere? I'm gonna call him tomorrow night to catch up, I don't wanna do that everynight on a cell phone. And funny how you have a German accent when you type
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Originally posted by Bee Bee wrote:

You try obeying road rules with screaming kids in the car....

Indicators??? I thought they were an optional extra (Do I have those...??)

I reserve the right to change my mind, oh lane, at anytime....

I thought my rearview mirror was to help me with my lipstick..oops!!!

Multi-task!!! Yes, thats me.... I talk on my phone, apply lippie, change the radiostation, drink my coffe (etc) all while driving my car!

I know I'm speeding, my kid needs to pee!!!!

You know me so well!!


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No Vodem is Vodafones mobile broadband I have it thats why we could post from the hospital when BBS was born.
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i have never dinged my car (touch wood) but my thing is

"I have only two hub caps left for a reason" (got to get nice and close to the kurb).
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Here's one for ya...
I was backing out of the driveway yesterday with the girls in the back of the van. Our car is now safely parked beside our kerb and as we backed out and went to pass it (with heeeeeaps of room!), Hannah's voice pipes up from the back:

"Don't crash into the car, Mum! hehehe"

My reputation is now forever ruined LOL!!!
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Originally posted by BSDH BSDH wrote:

Oh That's no fun

Humph!!!!!There's no One on here to play with!!!!!


You...aint...ever...playing with me...
I got some bumper stickers...

1. She did it!
2. I pay the cheque. She takes my car.
3. If you blink and drive your a ...
4. Here's looking at you kid. And you and you and you and

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Apart from messing up DH mag wheels, I swear it's not me the curb moves into the wheels not the other way around, if they just stayed still I wouldn't hit them all the time!! .

DH is the worst driver out of the two of us. He has written off two cars and ripped the side panel of the front of our old skyline. Rear ended a car in the work truck (might I add he was watching a lady walking down the street)and several other dings. Has been much better over recent years. But still he gets nervous when I'm driving!!.

I will admit but only to you that I have had some close calls like backing out of our shared driveway and by some miracle missing the big green car that I never saw right behind me parked in their space.
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Originally posted by nuttymama nuttymama wrote:

...Rear ended a car in the work truck (might I add he was watching a lady walking down the street)and several other dings....


Yeah they do that to you. I tell you those women are dangerous wherever they are.
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