Wonderful, fabulous, silly and hilarious!

I thought I would start a thread about the wonderful, silly, infuriating and not too bright things our children do.

There seems to be alot of advice, and issues to be sorted out on these threads... which is fantastic and invaluable but i want to talk about fun stuff... and it would be great to read some other funny stories from everyone else.

This morning for the first time DS (3) called his nana all by himself - we taught him how the phone works a few months ago. I had just rattled off all the chores that need to be done today and our full schedule of grocery shopping, laundry, tidying up and making beds and he just looked at me with an exasperated face.

Anyway, I started going back about my business and heard him talking in the lounge. He was on the phone to nana explaining and coercing my mum to take him to the park. Because his mummy was just too busy with boring things and he needed "fresh airs"

The explanation was long and elaborate and when I finally got the phone from him grandma and I were nearly in tears from laughter. I swear that boy is 3 going on 10 sometimes!

cute!

I'll join in.

I asked taine for the millionth time to get his undies

"where are they?"
"behind you".
he looks blankly
"BEHIND YOU"
he wanders around
"TURN AROUND"
Taine smiles and then turns around and around and around until he gets dizzy and falls over.
"no undies here mum"

Child is now wearing pants....no undies.

LOL mine were running around undie-less last night and when I asked them why they said "we nakeds!"

LOL at ringing nana too Tui89, Maya does that and sometimes she doesn't even tell me she's been speaking to them till I talk to them later on.

Hehe aww I have a couple recent ones from Mr 2

In the womens needs aisle of supermarket 'Mummy need pad? Mummy bleeding *said with such conviction and innocence*'. I look back and laugh now, but at the time wasn't so funny. From now on no more watching Mummy in the toilet when its *that* time of the month. Oh and often I come in the lounge to find pads stuck to my TV screen- he thinks they're stickers

This morning he comes up behind me with his toy tools and starts hammering my butt and trying to use the pliers, when asked what he's doing he replies 'Just ficking (fixing) your bum mummy'

And not funny - but oh so cute! He keeps going around singing 'I dont knowww wooo ooohh oh why lub do thi to me, I don't know do it do it do it do it to me, don't know' (from that air NZ ad).

Never a dull moment in his company.

Lol Tishy, aoife got stuck between the sheet and mattress!? Skills

Yesterday Chloe ran into the nursery after daycare, pushed open the door with a big bang and ran to Ollie's cot shouting "Owwie! Hello Owwie!" and climbed up on the side of his cot to peek at him... when he woke up because of all her noise and started crying, Chloe says in a whisper "uh uh uh, shhhhh shhhh" and looks up at me pointing at Ollie, like he was naughty for not being quiet. LOL

Must be heaps more but I'm brain dead.

I will always rememer Caitlyn's muffin story, long time members might remember it .

Shes 2 and a half , maybe 3, we're down at the park and there is a guy there with his dog

conversation went as follows

C - " Hi! "
Man - " hi " (smiles )
C- Whats your name ?
Man - " blah " (not his real name )
C -whats your dogs name
Man - "blah " (not her real name )
C-Is your dog my friend ?
Man-um ,. yep , sure
C- are you my friend ?
Man -er, um , sure
C- are you my mummy's friend ?
Man- er, yeah , I guess so (chuckles )
C - Thats good , you can be my mummy's SPECIAL friend, shes pretty , and she'll make muffins for you

Me- Caitlyn lets go!

shes grown out of that now, and Ty is too little to embarrass me for a while ....

Ugh, lil miss does that too - she tips her head to the side to "assume the position", then starts pawing at my top and saying "booby!" really loudly

PMSL Caitlynsmygirl, that story is still as funny as the first time I heard it Hope she doesn't do that anymore, your DH might not be too impressed...

PMSL!

Hehe, so funny. How on earth do you get stuck between fitted sheet and mattress?

Luckily Cody is still to young to get up to things like that this time next year I will have a ton of stories.

Sam has started singing 'Incy Wincy Spider' and for some reason his version has the word 'VAGINA' in it..

It's a spider, climbed up the water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came vagina
it's a spider, climbed up the water spout