Mmmm Poo - Yummy

Sneaky little bugger decided to play with his man bits while I was changing his nappy ...was too fast for me and hand was back in the mouth before I could stop him - GROSS ....I was horrified to say the least.

Yuck yuck yuck.

So what's your poo story? LOL ....I'm sure mine is pretty tame compared to some

Ewwww!

OK so none of mine have ever eaten it, but Sienna went thru a stage of taking her nappy off then pooing on the floor.

Oh and when they were about 3 mths old we were at Mum and Dads and I put them on the floor for nappy off time with a mat under each of them, and both of them wriggled off and pooed on Mum and Dads veeeeery expensive Persian rug, Dad had kittens!

And another time at Mum and Dad's Sienna took her nappy off and pooed on the floor then Mercedes stood in it.

Ewww Pearls you just reminded me about the time Sienna took her sleepsack and nappy off and fell asleep with a bare butt, then pooed and woke up freaking out about it coz it was all over the cot!

Lol reading some of your stories I think I'd rather mine ....less cleaning up to do LOL! Least to say I cleaned his mouth out well with a soapy cloth and lots of toothpaste haha.

It wasn't much...just a smidgen, but the idea of eating my own sh*t definitely doesn't wet my whistle ....

I have an amazing 'no poo' story too though!

My mum was babysitting one day so DH and I could go grocery shopping on our own, and this happened to coincide with her nap time. As it turns out DD pooed just before she was due to go down, and I had pre-stuffed a couple of clean nappies for mum to use.

Mum got through cleaning her up and changing her fine, and put her down for a sleep.

We get in from doing the shopping and DD is still asleep but woke not long after, I go in to see her and was just rubbing her back gently when I looked down and thought "Hmmm, something is not right!"

So gave her bum a little pat (pants on) and, you guessed it, NO NAPPY!

Miracle of all miracles, DD had not pooed *or* weed - I was just stunned, both DH and mum came running in when they heard me cracking up! I just couldn't believe DD had been asleep for a good two hours and was still dry

I think mum had just been a bit flustered and worn out from chasing DD around, getting her fed, changed, and into bed that she forgot to put one of the clean naps on Hehehe.

Edited by Pearls

I found double sided sticky tape on their hands good. they get fascinated.

Lol Liz thats a good idea.

Nikki in reply to your question, yup he stretches his willy from here to Timbucktoo ....seriously anyone would think it was made of elastic!

I cringe soo much when he does it.

DH cringes when HE sees it!

Maya wrote: *silently grateful for having all girls*

Agreed!! Well one girl in my case but still....