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    Posted: 07 March 2007 at 12:32pm
I have a problem. Some might think i am very shallow. Some might have the same problem (I hope) Some may just think I am nuts!

My partner has some problems with farting. I dont mind so much the amount of these "emissions" he does ..its just THEY REALLY STINK. To the point that I am getting quite turned off and it is not really pleasant. :o(


Does anyone have some remedies to stop the smell???


(Have just reread this and it sounds so stupid but its kind of bugging me as it happens MOST nights)

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LMAO...its a male thing...and just make sure he doesnt have fan behind him when he does it - voice of experience...

mine is hopeless - he does it and then looks at cat and points that is was her....am guessing the baby will gte the blame soon....

no remeides - just understanding!!!
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Hmmm...he needs to get his insides clean! Go to a health shop and get one of those cleaning drink thingies and that should stop the "SMELL".

Or go see a doc!

Sorry I am not much of a help...but my hubby farts too...so a man thing...but most times its just the sound...but still anoys the hell out of me!!

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Sometimes it is to do with the amount of fat they eat (the bad fats). If you cut those out and it makes a difference then there may be your answer. If not then its a man thing.
I was a puree feeder, forward facing, cot sleeping, pram pushing kind of Mum... and my kids survived!
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Cut down on his veges, apparently vegetarians fart more and are more... fragrant than carnivores.

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Buy a cork
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Originally posted by pepsi pepsi wrote:

Buy a cork


LOL...
I dont know if that is a good idea.....it has to go some where....he he ha ha

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tell him to fart outside .... stinky ones are eeewwww...

especially in the bedroom...

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Ugh, guys are so stinky! Whenever DP farts in bed, I shake the covers so that the smell wafts over his way

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Yuk! I'd look into his diet... fats, cabbage, onion, garlic...? Are some nights worse than others, maybe that'll help pin-point the cause.
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I'm sorry I had to have a little laugh, Hubby is so proud when ever he farts and even more so if it smells. I can't offer any advise just know you are not alone
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You sure its him and you are not just asking for yourself but blaming him .

Oh thats right girls don't fart .

In the bath make the best ones
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dont know about girls rug - but this lady does...hubby does sneaky smelly ones - i do loud and proud ones.

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Yup  - in our house I always giggle whenever I do one....its a dead giveaway. Cant ever pretend I havent!
Its very juvenille - but funny!!

 
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At least he doesn't 'cupcake' you, Kelly! 

... for the curious - a cupcake is when they can't dutch oven you because you're not in bed but still won't let a good fart go to waste and ... so they cup their hands where the fart just arrived, 'grab' some air, and release it right in your face.  Who would have ever thought that such a stupid idea would actually work?!?  But hubby thinks it's hilarious. 

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Euuuuuuugh, I am so not letting hubby know about that one Andie!
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SimSam, I am the same, can't help it have to have a giggle, and yep gsmum boys ones are smelly!!!!!!! Girls fart but are never as smelly as the boys ones.

Do lots of eggs make them smellier??????? I would definatly look into the diet side of things.

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Oh My GOD..you guys crack me up. I really am trying to think lightly of it but every night its like this. ESPECIALLY in the bedroom ..and they are real eggy ones Rotten ones.

I LOVE the smell of Rotorua....give me that any day!Thats mild compared to what goes on here


Oh dear.

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Look up something herbal I say and slip it into his brekky

And heheheheheheehehe @ all the rest of the posts
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hahahahahahahahahaha I just read DH the posts, he's laughing. At least I know I'm not the only one suffering hee. I sympathise with you!! He reckons he's gonna "cupcake" me... cant wait
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