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I made out with a homeless guy Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
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Mine is i stabbed a ninja because I was high
DFs is I shot my brother because I hate my family HAHHA
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Mine is I fell in love with a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
DH's is I fell in love with a goat because I was drunk.

So that's what he was doing last Saturday night?

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I killed a paperclip because the voices told me to...
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wow..my DH smacked a sandwich because he is sexy and does what he wants to and because the voices told him to!
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lol!!

My Dh's is...I gave my number to a hooker cause I was drunk
My beautiful 2 girls...nearly 4 and 13 months
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I shot a permanent marker because I was drunk.

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Mine is

I sang to a hooker because I'm mentaly disturbed!

Chloe 12/7/03
Miya 5/11/05
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Damb these are halerious!!!!!!

Mine is - I choked on a baseball bat because im a gangster!!

DH is - I stabbed my bestfriend because im mentally disturbed
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Mine is "I gave my number to myself because I am naked"

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Chloe (4 years) and Oliver (3 years).
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