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busyissy 
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 1:40pm |
Dominic has reached that age when he burst out with very cute but very embarrassing announcements. We were supermarket shopping the other day and he said very loudly to a very elderly lady, "Goodness me! Goodness gracious! Smelly farties, do you have poos?". 
Poor lady she just didn't know what to say, I must have gone beet red and just couldn't get away fast enough. Bless him.
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 1:48pm |
lol 
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 2:03pm |
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats too funny!!!! least hes at the age where he can get away with it
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:24pm |
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We've had a few funnies lately. Last night there was a snippet on tv about Shanghai, China and I pointed it out to Hannah. She pipes up with "Hey Mum, my undies are made in China!" (why couldn't have been her dinner plate or her doll or something not undies LOL)
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:34pm |
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute - although I am dreading that stage. yesterday we were in the supermarket and a very odd looking old lady walked past and Finley just stared at her, hard out and i was thinking thank goodness he doesn't speak yet, I can only imagine the horrors. 
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 3:48pm |
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LOL omg! Im not looking forward to that stage lol! Caden screams in the supermarket, thats embaressing enough sometimes lol
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:08pm |
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that is classic LOL
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:18pm |
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haha cute !
I used to have a whole thread on the cringe worthy , embarrassing things Caitlyn said .
For example , standing in the que at the supermarket and she turns to the old couple behind us and puts her hands on her hips and says "dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me ?" with a raised eyebrow .
Or the classic one, when I was at a park with her and she asked some guy with a dog if he was her friend, THEN , she says "are you my mummy's friend ?"
" er...sure " says the poor man .
"good ! you can be my mummies SPECIAL friend, shes pretty and she will make you muffins "
.....we left verrrrry quickly ......
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 4:28pm |
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busyissy
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 7:40pm |
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Oh bless her, sounds like Caitlin is 7 going on 17! She must keep you on your toes.
I guess all we can do is laugh.
It will even out anyway, just wait til they are tennages then it will be our turn to embarrass them.
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 8:18pm |
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Hahahaha
We were sitting at the dinner table at my parent's place & Alia pipes up & says "we are moving to Australia" both DH & I wished the floor would open up & swallow us!
We'd just been discussing we should meantion that we are still possibly shifting...don't worry Alia will do it for us!
Mum's not so hot on the idea lol
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:19pm |
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Ohh Lmao I remember Caitlyns thread that used to have me in tears.
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:26pm |
haha , i should look for it one day Rach , tho it was a while ago , man she was embarrassing !
And now , shes really into knowing if me and DH have ever seen each other naked, and if we've (giggles with hand over mouth like she does ) have had S e X (she spells it out )
which for the longest time apparently had the girl taking off her skirt, but leaving her underwear on , and the boy doing the same and then dancing around the room ....
Gah , Aliasmum, they are great at dropping the bomb huh ?Caitlyn was the one to inform my grandmother that I was pregnant again .
She said "mummies pregnant . Nothing you can do about it "
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:52pm |
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LOL
Brae asked for a drink, so I poured him a drink of water, then he pipes up & goes "No I want a glass of water NOT a plastic of water!"
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Posted: 20 March 2009 at 10:53pm |
haha , hes already two steps ahead of you 
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 8:03pm |
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Jakes just getting into that now.
What did you do in Fiji, Jake?
"I played with black boys"
Who were those boys on the mat with you today at pre school?
"just some brown boys with stinky farts"
to our one armed accountant
"what happened to your arm? Did you cut it off with a saw?"
"mum, why are you fat?"
"naughty man hes does stinky farts and dosen't say pardon me"
"Has that lady got a diddle or a 'gina?"
"I like your boobies mum"
So funny, and so many more....
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Posted: 21 March 2009 at 8:12pm |
ROTFL  Keep them coming!! These are hilarious and super cute
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Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:02pm |
...ha , not when they are your kid
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Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:03pm |
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not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy .
To her face
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Posted: 22 March 2009 at 12:45pm |
 caitlynsmygirl wrote:
not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy .
To her face |
Oh dear, fay has started shouting Monkey at the Bell tea advert when the African guy comes on, fortunately not in public (yet)
Her favourite public one is usually if I use a loo in the shopping mall and she gives the other customers a running commentry
Mummy doing wee wees
Mummy wipe bottom
Mummy dong poos
Stinky poos etc etc
gotta love using public toilets now
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