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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:22pm |
With my 7 year old niece staying with us for a few days, we heard some classics....
The Simpsons came on tv....
"Oh The Simsims, I love the Simsims"
"The Simsims?"
"Yeah The Simsims"
(even when we looked at the word and how it was spelt, she was still convinced it was the Simsims and we were all wrong!).
When I was trying to decipher a story she'd written, and couldn't work out what the word "awnkl" was...
"What's that word there?"
"Uncle"
"Oh of course, I see that now"
"That's ok.... good try though Aunty Lizzy" !!!
She was singing with me and Harry...
"My bunny lies over the ocean, my bunny lies over the sea, my bunny lies over the ocean, so bring back my bunny to me" lol
When we had lots of the rellies staying over on Fri night...
"Aunty Lizzy, where am I gonna sleep tonight"
"You're gonna sleep in the lounge, with Grandma and your big sis, it'll be like a slumber party"
"Oh cool, a slumber party... will there be wine? I like wine!"
And a couple of years ago, Christmas morning (we were all sleeping in a tent together), she woke up and said... "I know what day it is!".
"What day?" asked her big sis.
"Monday."
Nice.
So go on, add yours.... 
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:26pm |
Andre said the other day that he was anxious, so DH said to him why are you anxious Andrew. he said he was anxious as he programme had finished. Was meant to be angry.
Monday at DC Andrew said to the teacher, my mummy will be here soon (this was a t 3.30pm) and she why is that Andrew. Andrew relied cos it is getting dark and my mumy has to get me home before it gets dark.
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arohanui
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 12:31pm |
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Awww cute!
The niece got some new pjs and was doing them up, and said "this makes me nervous cos the buttons are on the other side than what I'm used to, I feel nervous about it" lol.
The kids I used to nanny for, we were walking/biking around the park and Miss 3 was a little way ahead of us pushing her dolly in her pram. All of a sudden she stops, turns around with a grin on her face, and goes "hey you guys - I farted!" lol.
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 2:26pm |
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he he.
Jake has started saying, Hmmm, mummy,thats stwange or hmmm mummy, thats weird.
He also likes to pretend to play the Kilute (flute) loves Ammalumps (ambulance), blowcaneos (volcanoes - hills) the simsims (simpsons) loves to eat craddots (carrots) likes to watch criddit (clifford)
So many others. Am totalyl in love with the Kilute one, though!
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 3:23pm |
We were recently talking about our surname (Hart) with Ivy and she decided that no, she wasn't Ivy Hart, she was Ivy Sweetheart! lol it's so cute, she's still telling people that she's Ivy Sweetheart, and she calls me mummy sweetheart now sometimes as well 
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arohanui
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 4:39pm |
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Oh my gosh that is so cute, mummy sweetheart!
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:08pm |
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My 5 year old has certainly had me in fits of laughter..
"oooooooooo Mum, I just love those undies you are wearing. Can you keep them so that i can wear them when im 25?"
Having a bath together one night...
"mum.. your boobies are funny. They are pointing at me" Lol.
"mum, if jackson dies, that'll be sad. But it will be ok, cause if theres another baby boy like jackson with no mum or dad we can just get him instead. He has to be the same size as Jackson though so he can fit all his clothes"
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 5:39pm |
Kaiz - LMAO at the undies thing!!
I called my DD at Day care that day she came to the phone "Hi mumma...where are you?"
I am at work baby!!
DD "Oh making money?"
Yes!!
DD: "ok we go shopping!!" Bye c you!!"
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 6:53pm |
My 4 and a half year old neighbour knows I'm having a baby and is very excited. She also understands that 'Allan and Mon' have had to do things a little different to get pregnant. The problem is that she is telling all and sundry ...
"Mon is having a baby but Allan's not the daddy"
Erm ... I guess it's all about interpretation  That's the only way she can comprehend that the way we are having a baby is different to the way her mummy and daddy had her!
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 7:47pm |
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Me (looking at baby of the week) - look at the babies Jake. which one do you like?
jake: horrifed: we have a baby mummy. we don't need another one
and then he shut the laptop and patted my leg
"no more baby mummy"
and walked away
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 8:26pm |
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bahahhaahaaa liz that is the funniest ever!!
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 10:16pm |
hahaha. Liz, love it.
Jake also says "No Ploblem, mama!" alot cute. Although tonight he said No Ploblem, Mama, F#@K$ Sake!" when I asked him to get his pjs on.... 
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Posted: 16 July 2008 at 11:02pm |
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This morning i told Caitlyn i wasn't feeling very well and she looked at me and said
"mum, are you SURE your'e not pregnant "
took me by surprise, i didnt know she knew about feeling sick when you were pregnant!
The other night i said "dont you wish your mum could sing Caitlyn ?" and she looked at me and said "no, but i wish you could dance " whoa! talk about breaking my heart !!
I used to have a whole thread on the random stuff she said actually eg "you can be my mummys SPECIAL friend , shes pretty and will make muffins for you "
Last night she informed me she was "as cold as a whistle " bless
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 7:36am |
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LMAO!!
These are so cute!! Great thread idea, Liz!
My 2 year old nephew comes out with some classics.
He calls Hannah "bebe" and me "bebe mama" cos there's no way he can get his toungue around my name. (My cousin, at 4, called me "Charsh*t" - unfortunately, it stuck - she's now 16).
He started to call my Mum Tony. And none of us knew why, but we just went with it.
it's now morphed into "Trannie" - we clicked, he's trying to say "Granny" but can't make the "gr" sound.
hahahaha Liz, I'm still laughing at "hey guys....I farted!" Were these the British kids? Cos that would make it SO much cuter, with their accents!
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 8:59am |
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This just happened yesterday
DD aged 2.5 Mum, my penis is sore, can you rub it.
Yikes, changed the subject fast
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:00am |
lol no sorry it wasn't said in a British accent! Very much kiwi  I can totally hear it in the accent though, cute as!!!
My niece when she was 5 was trying to sit between me, DH and her sis on the bed.... she sits in front of us then wiggles back and goes "I'll just squeeze my little a*s back here" lol! I'm like "you mean your bottom" haha.... lets just say my SIL has colourful language
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 9:01am |
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lol linda!
Oh and I once babysat a little boy who was going on about his "wumpf*ck".... and then took me outside to show me his dumptruck.
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 10:03am |
LOL Liz!!
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 11:41am |
hahah they really do say the darndest things, huh
My three little cousins, aged 3, 7 and 9 at the time, were staying with us for a night while their Mum and Dad were away.
In the morning before they were picked up they decided to record some songs onto tape to give their Mum and Dad. I got them going with a song and popped off to the toilet. I came back and they were giggling uncontrollably. I just thought they were having fun, so giggled with them.
Their Mum and Dad come to pick them up and were made to listen to the tape.
It starts off well, singing a nice song.... then all of a sudden you hear this teeny little voice (miss 3) saying, quite clearly, "Daddy has a big pee-pee!" (this is what was said when I left the room!)
Oh man. We were all trying SO hard not to laugh!!
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Posted: 17 July 2008 at 12:01pm |
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LMAO I love them all. I remember that thread Kelly my sis used to come around to read it lol.
We were at playcentre and we were showing Jack the Jack in a box and he went "No, its a Freece in a box" sooo cute. Freece is what he calls Caprece.
Hes also quite a tidy thing and if the house is a bit of a mess he goes around saying "mess everywhere"
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