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hahaha i love these stories so funny, i told a few of them to my little sister who's 7 and she thought it was really fuuny, i had to tell her the same stories about 3 times and then we had to go tell mum.
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Lachie used to go to swimming lesson's with DH and the canging room was a communal one with cubicles with doors.
Lachie pippied up with "Is that your penis daddy?   Oh wow you have got a big penis!" For everyone to hear. LOL   Poor DH was soo embarrased.

Things we thought we would never have to say....
"get your tongue out of your sisters mouth"


I was having a bath with Lachlan when he was three and I got out of the bath first. He commented how the bath water made big waves and it was no longer full to the top. "It's because your too fat mum!" Little bugger...not more baths with him for me.

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Aww these are funny. Jack asked me the other day "Where does you wees come out Mum?"

One time we were driving to preschool and this man on a bike drove past, Jack goes "Wheres that idiot going?"

Another time this woman stopped her car in front of me and got out and I said something about a crazy b*tch. Next I hear from the back seat "Whats that crazy b*tch doing"
I am now very careful with what I say.
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These are all so funny!

Janaya's had some beauties, my favourite one is:

J - "Mummy, why were you and dad boinging on the bed?"
Me - "What do you mean?"
J- "I could hear the bed making that boinging sound"..
Me- " "

J - "My mums farts are really loud. They make a "brrrrrrrrrr brrrrrr" sound. And they are really stinky!" (How embarrassing, thank goodness it was just in front of my mum!)

And to my balding father "Pop, even Jackson has more hair than you"

"Mummy, why are your boobies pointy?"

"Yussssssss, my poo was SOOOOOO big, that it left a skiddy mark all the way down the toilet!"

Im sure I have tons more but thats all that I can think of right now. :o)]
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Originally posted by caitlynsmygirl caitlynsmygirl wrote:

not when they are your kid...and they impersonate the indian lady at the dairy .

To her face


lol!!!!

Oh dear, the good times ahead I have to come

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Our Angel July 08 Gone but not forgotten

And to complete our family, our princess has arrived
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Bahahahahahaha these are classic, its hard to imagine my mum-mum-mum-mum-mum-bub-bub-bub-bub-dad-dad-dad chatter box actually coming up with statements like this!!!

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Haha! The things they come out with!

We were in the supermarket and my little sister (3) saw a man without his shirt on, she said (very loudly) 'oh look, that man has boobies, his boobies are huuuuge!'
He took it very well thank goodness.



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hahahaha I love these!

a few years ago my mother and I were looking after my niece then 3yo.. we were in the warehouse looking for underwear for her, she was sitting in the trolley and Mum was about 5-10 metres away when little miss pipes up..

'Grandma, guess what!?'

'...WHAT'

'Mum told me that when I get older I'm gonna get hair on my 'gina'


We had to have a giggle - including all the other customers!
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